It’s the show everyone’s talking about: the 2009 VMA’s. Step away from the oh-my-god-Kanye-sucks, backstage dram and disturbing images of a bloody GaGa, and you’ve got what really matters: the fashioooon!
That means I get to do my favorite thing ever: dole out amazing superlatives like it’s my job. And why not start with what was possibly the most insane, WTF-worthy garb of the night.
Yep, that’s right:
The “Who in God’s Name Thought That Would Be A Good Idea” award goes to:
Lady G. I don’t know what that is, but I’m fairly certain her neck was immobilized by that feather brace. Like the phantom of the opera touch, though.
The “I’m Not Stunned” look goes to:
Miss Video of the Year, Beyonce herself. The dress was cute, but nothing spectacular. C+?
The “……………………………..” award goes to:
Miss Amber Rose. Unfortunate arm candy aside, I really don’t know what she was thinking with this look. She reminds me of something from an X-Men comic?
The “Most Sparkly” award goes to:
TAY TAY! Get it gurl. Rock that disco ball.
The “I May or May Not Have Forgotten About the VMA’s And This The Only Thing I Had Clean” award goes to:
Her Madge-esty. Nice speech about MJ (though word on the street is she just read off the teleprompter, psh) but the outfit isn’t so great. But hey, at least she’s covered those scary pilates arms. Meep!
And the “Can I Please Be Her?” award goes to:
MISS KATY PERRY! Best dressed of the night, in my opinion. Love love love the silver and sequins. Very hot look!
Who do you think had the best look at the VMAs??