So, Teen Choice Awards 2009…that happened. I think we’re beyond overdue to revel in its awesomeness, yes? Now, let’s just go ahead and come out with it: no one really cares who wins what at this show. I mean, for goodness sakes, it’s the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS. Not exactly scandal city, which is half of what makes these awards shows so awesome. (Cue tape of “Bruno” landing crotch-first on Eminem’s face at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards — now that was a golden tv moment.) Let’s talk about what’s REALLY important here: who looked fab and who should have just stayed home?
I’m going to go ahead and give “BEST DRESSED/MOST FABULOUS” to Leighton Meester. This may or may not be due to the fact that I have a giant woman-crush on her. I love her in Gossip Girl, and she was just so presh at the TCAs!
Now that that’s out of the way… let’s get to the good stuff, shall we?
The “That Kinda Reminds Me of Something I Saw in Forever 21, But It’s Still Way Cute!” award goes to…
Ashley Greene! What really brought this outfit together for me was the shoes. The dress looks kind of simple on it’s own…but those shoes are fab beyond belief. Just goes to show you how once detail can make a world of difference!
The “Girl, You Look Good AND You Get To Make Out With Rob Pattinson” award goes to…
K-Stew. Even though she was rocking that crazy Joan Jett mullet, I loved her look. I especially liked that she didn’t get all skanky with it and wore the wifebeater underneath the dress. Very cute, as usual. (Grumble.)
The “Thank God She’s Dressed” award goes to none other than…
VANESSA HUDGENS! I cant decide which I enjoyed more: the dress, or Dane Cook beseeching her to keep the cell-phone-shot nudes at bay. (Props, dude — it needed to be said!) Either way, love the color.
The “….What is That” award goes to (drum roll):
Selena Gomez! Girl, you are presh and I probably watch Wizards of Waverly Place far more than any normal 21-year-old should care to admit, but…………….what is going on here? This toga (?!?!?!) dress completely washed her out. Hair down might have made things better? I’m just not sure.
The “My Dress May or May Not Be a Recycled Bridesmaid Gown” award goes to:
Hayden Panettiere. She didn’t even give this one the good ol’ college try. Just…no. (Also, please note the perfectly matching peep-toed pumps. Those…exist.)
And I think that about concludes it. The best of the best and the worst of the worst…at least in my opinion. Anyone see anything awesome that I missed?
